I only really know two people in politics. They're both people I love and respect. They disagree with each other. I disagree with both of them. Guess that means we're true friends.

Right now, they're both running for the same office (opposite parties). I wish they wouldn't do that. You can't convince either of them that you really don't want to take sides. But I want to go on record right now...

I'm not voting for EITHER of them. Love 'em. Not votin' for 'em. That's that.